"Take one part Japanese technology, one part luxury materials, and one part sexy, and you get Tenga".Oh yeah baby.
"Tenga products are engineered to please a man whenever, wherever, and however he likes, without the use of motors, blow-up dolls, flashlight-looking devices, or someone who just isn't in the mood, and without getting you in trouble. No PMS. No headaches. No visiting the in-laws."
"Each style is a different experience: some are similar to your traditional masturbation sleeve, but with an immovative twist; some mimic sexual positions (such as a reverse cowgirl, lotus, and the ever-classic missionary); and others are simply put, BETTER THAN SEX!!"
"You don't get the side effects like STDs, AIDS, babies, hostile significant others, racked up credit cards, or other troubles."
Whether you're in the market for something that helps to satisfy your voracious sexual appetite, something to use for "training" (increasing your endurance in the sack), or maybe to take the edge off before a date... Tenga is the product for you!
You may have read that many Tenga products are one use only. But through the magic of the internet, we have discovered a way to clean all Tenga products.
You may have read that many Tenga products are one use only. But through the magic of the internet, we have discovered a way to clean all Tenga products.
Looking to save on the obscene shipping charges to get this marvelous piece of masturbatory machinery here from Japan? Come in and see us.
Next week... Toys for her!
