1/2 OFF CHOCOLATE & CANDY
I tried to think of something clever to say here, but then I remembered: candy needs no gimmick. 'Cause, c'mon, it's candy. In this case, it's even penis-shaped and amusingly titled candy, such as "After Sex mints". Easily located in store by the front counter.
'UNDERGROUND PRODUCTS' T-SHIRTS : $5.99
If you absolutely must put a shirt on, it may as well be one from Underground Products. Their designs range from decorative patterns, to zombies, to spunky tattooed pin-ups. I'm planning on getting one with little cherry pentacles all over it.
COTTON BRAS : TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
These bras come in a variety of colours, and some even have rhinestones on them. They all have adjustable straps and metal clasps. We seem to mostly have B cups in stock, so if that's your size, come stock up. Seriously. Do it. Now.
Basic bras priced at $7.99 each, or 2 for $7.99. Rhinestone decorated bras are $9.99 each, or two for $9.99. Cannot mix and match on this deal. If and only if there is not a second bra in your size, price of the individual bra will be reduced to 1/2 of the advertised price.
JUST THE TIP: A lot of women wear the wrong bra size. Make sure to take your time, try bras on, and ask for help from employees, friends, or someone else you trust. Try to find a bra that fits properly while done up to the second snap; this allows you to tighten the band later once the fabric has stretched. When trying on a bra, the band should sit level across your back and your breasts should sit comfortably and completely in the cups.
"Her Room" offers this handy guide to measuring yourself: http://www.herroom.com/bra-fitting-advice,901,30.html
